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Mindless Arrogant Ape Enters Private Property to wait for Uber | Be prepared (twitter.com)
posted 3 days ago by PillarOfWisdom on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +19Score on mirror )
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Fabius on scored.co
3 days ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 3 children
If you ever call 911 always say the guy has a gun and is threatening to kill you. They'll code 3 it.

If there's ever any other problem like loitering or whatever, say there is a woman with the guy who is naked and showing her tits.

Cops are people and they want to see exciting shit. Always make it exciting.
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
3 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
> say there is a woman who is naked and showing her tits.

Genius.
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PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
2 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Sage advice.
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Coffeenoch on scored.co
2 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Also tell them domestic abuse is occurring, much faster arrival times
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