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It's because crappy derivatives just copied Legolas. The funny thing is he wasn't even close to the top dog warrior elf in Tolkien's works or even in Lord of the Rings. That would have been Glorfindel whose actions in the first book were replaced by Liv Tyler in the Hollywood adaptation. Glorfindel killed a freakin Balrog (fallen angel) in the past and the Witch King ran from him.

Fingolfin took his sword and shield and called out and dueled Satan which was later ripped off in Warcraft with Broxigar and Sargeras. He wounded his foot and Morgoth walked with a limp after that.

Elves were not to be fucked with in the ancient world of Tolkien. Fingolfin vs Morgoth is the kind of things fans wanted to see and instead the jewed Tolkien estate (Simon whose father disowned him, married a jew and his heir was raised in judaism) gives you metrosexual elves in Amazon fan fiction.

I suppose a bow is an elegant weapon and elves are supposed to be elegant.

On a related note one of my fictional/cinematic pet peeves is a bow is a woman's or weaker man's weapon, when war bows draw weight historically was 100+ pounds up to 180 pounds. Women on average do not have the strength for it.

I don't like the way I am portrayed in dracula movies.

Elves are always good and fair, which was actually a tolkien invention. Before Tolkien, elves were literally just demons.

Dwarven women have beards.


Bitch, Dwarven women prolly stacked little midgets with that DUMPER, son.