Consume jewified christianity
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All modern translations are jewed. Gotta find an older one, preferably something translated from the original Latin Vulgate or the Greek version (the very first completed Bible record) itself. I personally would recommend the Douay-Rhiems (which is an even older translation than the KJV). The KJV itself is probably not all that bad, but there's an even better protestant translation in the Geneva Bible.