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That’s a brain defect. I keep thinking it’s 30 years ago. The brain registers time (all numbers, really) logarithmically, so early life *feels* like it took longer than later life. Couple that with a lifestyle of… let’s call it crippling similarities and the passage of time doesn’t register at all until an old date pops up and you’re told it was longer ago than your brain remembers it being.