Here's your fell for it again award
(media.scored.co)
I've said here that we had one at my workplace for a short while. Would not STFU about his cousins. Every day he would tell me about another cousin that he wanted me to hire as an "outside contractor." In other words, a do-nothing leech would pay another pajeet on Fiver to do the job quick and pocket the salary. I could only fire him after he lied to clients. Because of course he did.