They take two packs of niggers color code the costumes (tights) and number them so the viewer can pick his favorite, the niggers then proceed to have 15 second attempts at capturing an artificial watermelon, on an artificial field. If one color does good they all start patting each other’s ass and hugging. Then they go into the locker room and interview the sweaty apes as they walk out of the shower. Po mo gub, bidda be dat tum, mutafugin bix nood.
Give the people bread and circuses and they will not rebel.
And you can't even get good bread anymore. "enriched" white bread stripped of all nutrients, basically just styrofoam filler that gives you celiac disease. I had to buy a stand mixer, yeast, whole grain wheat, and make my own bread.