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Consume the cuck puck (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by WeimerSolutions on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +37Score on mirror )
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WeimerSolutions on scored.co
1 year ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 2 children
I bet that tastes way better than you'd expect and it's also a lot less healthy than it looks. Dark chocolate. Yeah, Id try it if offered.

The "Cuck Puck" is gold though, and I had to share my comedic genius.
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deleted 1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
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RedBarron2006 on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
Nothing opens your eyes on “health” foods like trying to eat on keto.

99% of food in “healthy” packaging is loaded with sugars or sugar substitutes that are even more harmful. You can basically just eat berries, certain nuts, or dried meats if you want something healthy to snack on.
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Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
I bet it taste chemicals, or like raw crispy sugar. Maybe a mix in between. What kind of degenerates would eat shit like that? Processed food is literal shit.
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yeldarb1983 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
looks like a granola bar with a few extra steps....
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green_man on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Ingredients don't seem too bad and I bet it tastes fine, but it's 12g of sugar and 9g of protein for a 310 calorie serving. https://www.proteinpuck.com/cdn/shop/files/5_700x.png
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NiggerWithAForklift on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Nutritional Facts:

5 grams of protein

500 calories
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
[Almost](https://www.proteinpuck.com/cdn/shop/files/29_700x.png?v=1718840629): 7g/ 220 per serving
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yeldarb1983 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
...for when a granola bar isn't hipster enough...
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CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Calling it a puck was a terrible idea. They couldn't call it a biscuit, or a cookie, or any other word that's associated with food?
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WeimerSolutions on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Lol why would they even consider "Puck"! Protein and alliteration are both good marketing, so maybe they wanted to find another P word and ended up with "Protein Puck".
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Careless_Ejaculator on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
I've been eating cuck pucks while wearing my brainsway transcranial magnetic stimulation helmet, aka cuck bucket, and I feel great!

I love diversity!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainsway
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WeimerSolutions on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Ahahahaha the cuck bucket
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deleted 1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
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WeimerSolutions on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Lol that was a fun read
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bobbacringo on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
They can't just call it a granola bar anymore?
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FuckMcNuggets on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
"Plant based" is the new jewspeak for "poison"
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