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15 comments:
KewMan on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
And thieves can spot them easily since they don't actually look like a rock.
SFAM1A on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Could just bury a key in a little baggie somewhere notable...
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 4 children
Or put key under a REAL rock?
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Or hear me out because this is a crazy idea. Exterminate every last jew, negro, pajeet, spic and gypsy to make your country White again, then you won't have to lock your door ever again because nobody would enter your house to steal your stuff.

u/#smugler
FuckMcNuggets on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
But then all these fake rocks would never be sold! Clearly diversity is our greatest strength
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
The irony is that a thief will likely pick that rock up and throw it through the window. Think about it, it's the best way to be a successful burglar. If alarm goes off or dogs start to bark you run and get away, if nothing happens after smashing a window, it's likely safe to sneak inside.

Only with this rock it'll fall apart and the burglar finds the key ;-)
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1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
u/Vlad_The_Impaler
 
Can't respond on c/Gaming through arete, so hope you don't mind me commenting here instead.
 
Since you're a big fan of Vlad the Impaler, have you ever played Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Fan of?
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1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
u/Vlad_The_Impaler
 
Yeah, I get it, you're role-playing Vlad III aka Vlad the Impaler. And I'm Adolf Hitler himself.
 
So have you played the game or no?
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+1 / -0 ) 1 child
i have played the castlevania on original NES but faintly remember it.

Thank you for the recommendation. I dont have games in the budget but will torrent it if i find it.
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Weematanyeh on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
As long as its dry
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
isn't it easier to simply break a real rock in 2, put the key inside and glow it back? you can make the rock with some food coloring to make it stand out from the rest
NiggerWithAForklift on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
These fake rocks are so common and identifiable that they're a security risk. Above average niggers probably know to look for them.
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