Well, as my dad used to say.... They can't get any more pregnant. Might as well bang that girl till your dick falls off and then get your ass to work and support that baby. Support includes spending lots of time with your child, loving them and teaching them. Little kids are sponges and start learning before they can talk.
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You might actually be the dumbest user on here. You actual fucking Balkan idiot. Pulling out does NOT work regardless, because pre-ejaculate can still contain sperm! That and, nice job with the fornication and also the whole temptation thing.
Don't worry, it isn't over though. You did something that was your fault, so you must take responsibility! If you really **did** get her pregnant, it's now your job to be a good father. Enjoy the wife and kid, you have a couple months to man up.
Don't worry, it isn't over though. You did something that was your fault, so you must take responsibility! If you really **did** get her pregnant, it's now your job to be a good father. Enjoy the wife and kid, you have a couple months to man up.
Sodomy? Isn’t that anal? I’m dead against anal but if it was sodomy I don’t think she would be pregnant lol
What should you do?
Be glad some dumb skank let you blast a load in her. You now have the opportunity that most men through history, through today, never get: to start a family and have real meaning in your life. Also be glad that it's happening now while you still have the energy of a 20something. GLHF, hope you don't like sleeping.
Be glad some dumb skank let you blast a load in her. You now have the opportunity that most men through history, through today, never get: to start a family and have real meaning in your life. Also be glad that it's happening now while you still have the energy of a 20something. GLHF, hope you don't like sleeping.
Congratulations for getting married! You’re probably going to have to get a better job to provide for you new wife and kid.
Assuming this is a rare, real story: make sure she's pregnant. Insist on taking her to the doctor and seeing ultrasound appointments in person. This makes you appear loyal and caring, a great foot to be on should she actually turn out to be carrying your child.
However, this will freak out the liar. There will be circumstances and excuses, problems and drama and issues with obtaining proof that *can't* be faked.
Just saying. Good luck, be a good Dad.
However, this will freak out the liar. There will be circumstances and excuses, problems and drama and issues with obtaining proof that *can't* be faked.
Just saying. Good luck, be a good Dad.
There are very few things in this world that will turn you into more of a man than being a good father.
If this is real, talk to your parents. Then talk to hers. You need to be able to provide, so I’d recommend really putting in the hours. Hell, you might even get a promotion. This is step one.
Go work for UPS.
They love hiring young guys who just got their GF pregnant.
They love hiring young guys who just got their GF pregnant.
Children are a blessing
I'd say you keep it and ask the parents for financial assistance if you need any
I'd say you keep it and ask the parents for financial assistance if you need any
This is a huge win for you—congratulations! You should truly embrace it. This is your chance to create something beautiful and meaningful. Don’t conform to the system; aim to raise a confident and [**empowered**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWy4OEOBhjg) version of yourself—a true Chad or Stacy. Check out [**this guy’s**](https://www.youtube.com/@GoatisReviews) brave videos on how to raise kids and live happily in modern times—he covers a lot about diet and other essentials for a fulfilling life.
Trust me, you’re both far more ready for a child than you think—it’s instinctual. That said, make things easier on yourselves. Don’t hesitate to bend the truth at the food stamp office if need be, and take all the help you can get from your family. This child is far more important than your boomer dad’s materialistic pursuits.
Trust me, you’re both far more ready for a child than you think—it’s instinctual. That said, make things easier on yourselves. Don’t hesitate to bend the truth at the food stamp office if need be, and take all the help you can get from your family. This child is far more important than your boomer dad’s materialistic pursuits.
I was a NEET after highschool. I would spend my days chronically online browsing. I know basically everything that has to be known in the depths of the internet. I already eat raw meat and I for sure won't get my kids vaccinated.
That’s kind of surprising, especially since you’re reacting to pregnancy like a typical normie. “Ugh, I don’t want to experience real happiness and raise a child who outshines all their peers. I’d rather just collect Funko Pops and binge Netflix!”
Anyway, I really like the odds for your baby. They’re lucky to have you as a father, and you’ll find that, in the end, you’re even luckier.
Anyway, I really like the odds for your baby. They’re lucky to have you as a father, and you’ll find that, in the end, you’re even luckier.
You stop fucking your girlfriend until you're willing to be a man and marry her.
If you want a family, great, go for it. Get married and start pumping out kids. Don't let a wagie job hold you back.
If you want a family, great, go for it. Get married and start pumping out kids. Don't let a wagie job hold you back.
If this isn’t F&G…….
Be there for her and your child in every way, but have her collect every possible benefit she can, until y’all decide you want to take responsibility on paper, and give up the benefits. This will make y’all’s lives so much more comfortable and manageable until you work up a plan and decide how to attack your future. If more whites did this, we’d be so much better off at least in the short term through these unexpected tough times. God bless, and God speed fren. Remember, this isn’t as bad as it seems. You’ll be just fine.
Be there for her and your child in every way, but have her collect every possible benefit she can, until y’all decide you want to take responsibility on paper, and give up the benefits. This will make y’all’s lives so much more comfortable and manageable until you work up a plan and decide how to attack your future. If more whites did this, we’d be so much better off at least in the short term through these unexpected tough times. God bless, and God speed fren. Remember, this isn’t as bad as it seems. You’ll be just fine.
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LOL. Yeah. It's not bro.
>I am 20 years old with a highschool degree and a wagie job who lives with my parents. What the fuck do I do?
Become a man.
> Become a man.