This song is amusing because it mocks America's NPC reactions to the German language.
But sadly, Tool have never criticized the kike and have instead claimed how important (((they))) are, so don't give them too much credit because they don't deserve it for being cowards.
Here are the German lyrics with English translations:
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The balls of Satan (Die Eier von Satan)
Half a cup of powdered sugar (Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker)
A quarter teaspoon of salt (Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz)
A pinch of Turkish hashish (Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch)
Half a pound of butter (Ein halbes Pfund Butter)
A teaspoon of vanilla sugar (Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker)
Half a pound of flour (Ein halbes Pfund Mehl)
150 grams of ground nuts (150 Gramm gemahlene Nüsse)
A little extra powdered sugar (Ein wenig extra Staubzucker)
And no eggs (Und keine Eier)
Place in a bowl (In eine Schüssel geben)
Stir in butter, add ground nuts and knead the dough (Butter einrühren, gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und den Teig verkneten)
Form eyeball-sized pieces of dough (Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen)
Roll in the powdered sugar and say the magic words (Im Staubzucker wälzen und sagt die Zauberwörter)
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Place on a greased baking tray and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes (Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und bei 200 Grad für 15 Minuten backen)
And no eggs (Und keine Eier)
The life (Das Leben)
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes (Bei 200 Grad 15 Minuten backen)
But sadly, Tool have never criticized the kike and have instead claimed how important (((they))) are, so don't give them too much credit because they don't deserve it for being cowards.
Here are the German lyrics with English translations:
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The balls of Satan (Die Eier von Satan)
Half a cup of powdered sugar (Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker)
A quarter teaspoon of salt (Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz)
A pinch of Turkish hashish (Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch)
Half a pound of butter (Ein halbes Pfund Butter)
A teaspoon of vanilla sugar (Ein Teelöffel Vanillezucker)
Half a pound of flour (Ein halbes Pfund Mehl)
150 grams of ground nuts (150 Gramm gemahlene Nüsse)
A little extra powdered sugar (Ein wenig extra Staubzucker)
And no eggs (Und keine Eier)
Place in a bowl (In eine Schüssel geben)
Stir in butter, add ground nuts and knead the dough (Butter einrühren, gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und den Teig verkneten)
Form eyeball-sized pieces of dough (Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen)
Roll in the powdered sugar and say the magic words (Im Staubzucker wälzen und sagt die Zauberwörter)
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Simsalabimbamba Saladu Saladim
Place on a greased baking tray and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes (Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und bei 200 Grad für 15 Minuten backen)
And no eggs (Und keine Eier)
The life (Das Leben)
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes (Bei 200 Grad 15 Minuten backen)
And no eggs (Und keine Eier)