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[They stuffed her parents in a giant pinata.](https://oyvei.raccoons.space/2024/11/14/6d625a9920ae4ff3a8739a9ef146138f.png)

The aztec is heartbroken because no jalapeños were used when the baby was eaten.

I cant I wait until I'm old enough to to claim I was a holocaust victim.

I was there, I saw it with my own eyes! Fortunately, she was able to walk backwards and fool the evil Nazis. Otherwise, who knows what would have happened?!

Never forget the 6 million holocaust survivors born every year.

"Official records" say that this creature died in 2001, so where th' fuck did these "interview videos" come from all of a sudden?

It's true, I was the Quetzalcoatl, didn't eat her tho, I don't like garbage

Apparently she's 98 lmao

It's true. I was the baby

huh.. sounds like something a rabbi would do..

Pretty sure that even though babies are still setting their bones in, I dont think the average starving german camp guard would be in any state to rip one in half.

This is almost as insane as the part of Night where Eli Wiesel claims that the Nazis were tossing jewish babies in to the air for target practice with machine guns

She looks really good for her 90s

Nazis ground up my parents and stuffed them into Chalupas which they sold at the Auschwitz Taco Bell.

german bad

Persona 2 moment.

Title had me rotfl