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Jesus is the OG (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by dudebro on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +131Score on mirror )
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deleted 1 year ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror ) 1 child
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Lurkerlurker on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
It’s because they can’t fathom the Father and judgement. It’s like they conveniently passed over the book of Jeremiah, or the rest of the prophets.

They accuse Catholics and Eastern Orthodoxy of heresy and yet worship a Bastardized, American version of Christianity.
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Ecl1pseGST on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
It's not great but it's more than 0.1%, especially once you get younger than the Boomers.
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WhatWouldMountainDew on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
I like the part where the Jews try to throw Jesus off a cliff because He said "I'm not doing miracles for you and BTW, Elijah and Elisha's biggest miracles were done with Gentiles." (Luke chapter 4)
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NoRefunds2 on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
> Jesus was a jew

Retards take

https://files.catbox.moe/ocdbav.jpg
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Coronelington on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
genius catbox counterpoint there
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KingSweyn on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Isaac married a three year old at 37. That's WHY the Talmud allows that degree of pedophilia.

Abraham was a pervy subversive hand-rubbing kike, as are all his descendants.
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BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Scripture gives no age for Issac's wife (or for Mary). But go on, keep believing that talmudic fanfiction where some random kike pulled a number out of his ass.

https://www.simplybible.com/f80q-notes-rebekah-age-married-Isaac.htm
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Hoobeejoo on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Well, shit. Since ya put it that way, I do too!
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asdfik on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 3 children
Is he really the Original?

Because several near identical ressurection myths predate Jesus, such as that of Mithras.
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asdfik on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
what do you think is more likely

that crazy miracles happen all the time or that people will believe all sorts of stupid shit?

which one is more likely?
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asdfik on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Pathetic.

Demoralized and polarized.

You think these are the only two positions? How simple of you.

Contemplate your folly.
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KingSweyn on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
He's the Hollyweird adaptation.
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BlippiIsAPedo on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Mithras was at the same time from what I can tell and doesnt make much sense. More nature worship
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EAGLE003 on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
"born around a ton of jewish people"

"going into a jewish synagogue and read from the Torah"

This is written in a way to obfuscate that he was just jewish himself lol

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KingSweyn on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yeah, the OG capeshit fantasy.
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supercellex3d on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
remove plank from eye
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revtreynine on scored.co
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Jesus is the real Superman, which is why kikes replaced him with comics like Superman for kids. kal-EL
Qal is an adjective that means "swift, light, fleet". It appears in the Bible in Isaiah 5:26 and Isaiah 18:2.

El simply means God which kikes don't even say They say g_d because they rewrote the Torah with the "oral Torah" Talmud, worship Saturn and have Satan as their boss where they think they can all become god's.

They also villainized Nikola Tesla in their first Superman cartoon because well..they are kikes. Half the crazy shit said about him is probably a lie because kikes control all the publishing.
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