As it turns out, Hitler's thousand-year Reich was powered by sarlacc energy. The reason Germany lost the war was that the sarlacc ran out of jews to eat.
Many sections of the famous Autobahn in Germany today is comprised of 26% human remains as the Nazis laid the jews side by side for miles as they pour blacktop over their living bodies and ran the steam roller in one of the most horrendous acts of torture in generations. It is estimated that over two million of the 36 million jews who died in the holocaust were tortured in this manner. With an approximate shoulder span of 24", it is estimated that over 750 miles of the Autobahn is paved with literal blood.
They tried some shit in the 80s to make it 12 million: 6 million jews and 6 million homos. They probably realized that fucked up the story too much so they dropped it. Haven't heard it in a long while.
> u/#jew It sounds unbelievable, but it was real to me.