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Niglet dies after mammy accidentally puts it in oven instead of crib (metro.co.uk)
posted 2 months ago by KyleIsThisTall on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +66Score on mirror )
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Enygger_Tzu on scored.co
2 months ago 42 points (+0 / -0 / +42Score on mirror ) 3 children
> **accidentally** puts it in oven instead of crib

There was nothing 'accidental' about it.
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
2 months ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror )
They are a cannibal species
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green_man on scored.co
2 months ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
Niggers really are that dumb though, it is entirely possible the sheboon cooked the nigglet on accident.
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NiggerPete
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I suspect she was extremely intoxicated
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KingCobra on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I wonder if she stuffed croutons up its ass beforehand?
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Jasen on scored.co
2 months ago 25 points (+0 / -0 / +25Score on mirror ) 1 child
Was it properly seasoned?
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
2 months ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror )
marinated Dawn and Clorox, then coated in Lawry's and drenched in Frank's RedHot!
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RoulerBleu on scored.co
2 months ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror )
The problem solving itself for once?

Edit : She obviously dinn' do muffins, she was baking brownies.
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
2 months ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 2 children
P.S use [the archive link](https://archive.is/bIfZo) instead of giving (((metro))) clicks
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
2 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
If you have a list if sites to avoid I could make a Tampermonkey Userscript to automatically redirect a user to the archive or if it doesn't exist yet automatically create it and redirect them, but that would require the user to have a Chromium browser with the ability to add extensions and the Tampermonkey extension installed.

/c/Tampermonkey

Or we could make a bot to post alternative links such as for archive.is, Twiiit for Twitter, LibReddit/teddit for reddit, I haven't found a front end to view Facebook without an account yet, etc.
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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
2 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I have a phony fakebook account that i somehow managed to create. Almost lost it a couple times because i lost access to the google gmail account. If you need me to spy or befriend people to spy them let me know.
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I have one. I want a front end to post links to forums
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NiggerPete
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
dankeschön
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LilyVargas on scored.co
2 months ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 2 children
Another tragic case of SIDS.
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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
2 months ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror ) 2 children
I believe most SIDS deaths are from vaccine injury. Silly how SIDS is used so often to cover up murder.
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ChristIsLord on scored.co
2 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Vaccine injury or from the enormous amounts of pain killer they give women during labor. If it's enough to make it so they can't feel giving birth then it's gonna effect the baby too (and does 100%).
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LilyVargas on scored.co
2 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yeah 90% of SIDS are a mix of vaccine deaths, murders and neglect cases. *Maybe* 5% are sporadic electrical heart problems or breathing problems (some near misses are caught when babies stats are monitored) and then probably only 5% or less are actual sudden unexplainable deaths.
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KingCobra on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
More like SODS.

Sudden Oven Death Syndrome.
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TakenusernameA on scored.co
2 months ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
> Wyt people dont season dey kids

u/#tyrone

> Bro, what the heck

u/#gigachad
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Redpilled2Depression on scored.co
2 months ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
“Accident” what in the goddamn fuck?
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KingCobra on scored.co
2 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
If she can show us a crib that is shaped like an oven, then maybe, just maybe, we will believe her.
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FN57 on scored.co
2 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
No. Even if your crib was shaped and colored like your wood burning 1800s style oven, you don't put a baby in and turn it on. This was a murder end of case.
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NoRefunds2 on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
More like crime factory shut down permanently by crime factory
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DieHeretic on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
"But I ate brekfiss dis moanin."
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blumen4alles on scored.co
2 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
What a way to go, poor little fella.
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KingCobra on scored.co
2 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I wonder if the oven had a wooden door?
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
2 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
topfuckingKEK
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