The jewiest shit I've seen all week
(media.communities.win)
So it's like an "honor" system, but th' jew gets th' credit and some extra shekels skimmed off th' top, and th' only reason it still offers free bagels is because there arent yet enough freeloaders in town that will barge in saying "GibsMeDatForFree!", and thus, jew still gets to skim shekels off th' top of th' "donation" tab.