https://www.redascesis.com/post/2022-07-11-cole-spam-pickles/
> An alternative would be a cheese omelette (2 eggs, 1 tbsp butter, and 1 ounce grated cheddar cheese) topped with 1 level tablespoon (15 grams) of avocado oil mayonnaise.
Cole also mentioned bacon as a Spam alternative.
I'm going to try that omelette minus the cheese and mayo