Hahaha omfg. Was sent this story through reddit (don't worry I showered afterwards) but LMAO - not once, never, not a single time was it pointed out that this was a BIKINI coffee shop. It was only ever referred to as "a coffee shop". Throughout the entire page and comments. But oooooh, so it was the Hooters of coffee shops, see, things make a lot more sense now! It is so funny how they left that part out, isn't it? Gosh!