You don't even like kids. You think they would bring you down. You don't have the time for them. Don't have the energy. Nor the money...
Whatever the reason may be...
I have news for you. After 40 you are irrelevant. Other than maybe to your circle of friends, your opinion no longer matters.
You're mind is made up. You're baked goods. Unflinchingly setting forth upon your twilight decades. Closing out the century. Getting old and hard to look at.
But there is one exception.
Your kids. To them you are everything, smart, clever, fun, exceedingly handsome. A knockout when it comes to life. A mentor. A Dad.
Not having kids means you'll turn 50, or even 60 and realize, you haven't been relevant for years now.
Say No to Not having Kids.
Say Yes to kids.
-The Goat Man. (Dr Pinkerton died recently so I took over the name)
I wonder what he said that got him sent to th' gulag.