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Most European countries, at the time when Nazi Germany was rising to power, were still somewhat sympathetic to the so-called jewish problem that Hitler sought to address partly because even other European countries did not want jews. Contrary to popular belief, the Kristallnacht incident was not even directed by Hitler himself but was largely driven by Joseph Goebbels, who led the violence after the assassination of a German diplomat by a Jewish teenager. As much as I hate jews, Goebbels' impulsive severely damaged the reputation of Hitler and the national socialist movement. It was this event that started to lead the downfall of people's openness Germany again and the start of a another world war. People always like to blame Hitler for being a mad man who simply wanted to kill all of the jews but that isn't even the case. Even he was against a genocide and he simply wanted them out of Europe. Any chance that Europe had to remove jews from Europe was basically destroyed because of goebbels. He would 100% be the definition of a larper if he lived in the modern day.

You don't even like kids. You think they would bring you down. You don't have the time for them. Don't have the energy. Nor the money...


Whatever the reason may be...


I have news for you. After 40 you are irrelevant. Other than maybe to your circle of friends, your opinion no longer matters.


You're mind is made up. You're baked goods. Unflinchingly setting forth upon your twilight decades. Closing out the century. Getting old and hard to look at.


But there is one exception.


Your kids. To them you are everything, smart, clever, fun, exceedingly handsome. A knockout when it comes to life. A mentor. A Dad.


Not having kids means you'll turn 50, or even 60 and realize, you haven't been relevant for years now.


Say No to Not having Kids.


Say Yes to kids.



-The Goat Man. (Dr Pinkerton died recently so I took over the name)